I was speaking to my sister two days ago.

Her: So who was this boy in your room when you were talking to mum on the phone?
Me: Huh?
Her: Mum said she was talking to you last week and she could hear a male voice in the background.
Me: Haha, I'd like to meet this boy. I have no idea what mum's on about.
Her: She went on about it for three days. Dad didn't care.
Me: So dad doesn't care if I'm slutting it up around here, away from home, hahaha.
Her: No, he's just glad you're not a lesbian.

...I think it's time for me to go find the 'settle-down' of my life.