What's My Age Again?

To think that, exactly a year ago at this time (1:46pm) on a Wednesday, I was at school and eating lunch with a large group of friends is really laughable to me right now. A lunch packed by mum, right down to the lovingly packed salted apples (so that they wouldn't go brown by the time it was lunch) that I would distribute because there was so many damned pieces of apples. And that I was in a school uniform, with that effing top button done up and getting kicked out of our year 12 foyer. I find it really weird that I was in this same state of mind just last year, yet I was still being told to pick up rubbish, and having to ask for signature permission to go to the toilets. I think if I was told to do any of that now, I would just tell them to shove it up their arses. I guess this is called growing up or something.

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Awkward Moment #5

Walking into the shared bathroom to see the Really Tall Guy (cause you don't know his name) washing his arms in the shower. You can tell it's him cause you can see from his torso up, over the shower door. You have to shower later cause if you do while he showers, all he needs to do is turn his head to see you naked in the next shower stall.

Celebration Guns

Strange, but I think it just finally hit me (even after all these months of bitching) and honestly I never knew losing a friend could hurt so much.

A Moment

Today, I was in the uni library and was really hungry. I was walking to the stairs when I caught a whiff of tacos, and thought it smelled delicious. Suddenly I realised it was the guy in front of me 's B.O.

Lowest point of my life.

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Awkward Moment #4

Not being able to understand the doctor with the heavy accent.

"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!"

24

Sometimes I wonder, am I paranoid?

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Awkward Moment #3

Listening to other people poo.

Sociopath

It's like my hall neighbours hibernated in winter, and then spring dawns and they come out of their little dark rooms, rubbing their eyes, and start acting like people with ADD, but with alcohol. I've been woken up for the past three days by thumping music, when always the night before, they've been thumping music until 4am, screaming like freaking banshees. They do seem to have a little bit of consideration- they don't turn up the bass full blast, wow. I don't understand how the rest of the building who aren't part of this group don't want to throttle them too. I'm so near breaking point. I've thrown things against the wall because they've started this loud music while I was studying. I know I could call Security, but who wants to make enemies with people they live with? Alcohol + Spring + Music = Douchebaggery.

Why can't they at least play good music?!